Make Mine Red

October is Breast Cancer Awareness month and so in many places you see pink things to remind you of this fact.  Everything from the White House to football players’ uniforms are decorated pink.  I had breast cancer so I am grateful for the attention to this issue.  I am, however, a bit fed up with all that pink.  Primarily,because it has become such a big business.  Too many manufacturers who could care less about women’s health issues jump on the pink bandwagon because they know someone might buy their item to give to a victim or survivor. Or, their brand might earn a few goodwill dollars.

Instead, I’d like to make mine RED.  The Bloggess, Jenny Lawson, started a Traveling Red Dress project a few years ago.  She wrote about wanting “just once, to wear a bright red, strapless ball gown with no apologies. I want to be shocking, and vivid and wear a dress as intensely amazing as the person I so want to be.”  She got her red dress and then started mailing it out to others so they could experience their “red dress” moment.  While not everyone wants to wear a red ball gown, we all have things we want to do that would makes us feel as “intensely amazing” as we truly are.


I Did It!


I have launched my blog! I’ve wanted to do so for some time, but my perfectionism has paralyzed me.  A million questions have buzzed in my head such as:

1.  What if I make a grammatical or spelling error and everyone knows I am stupid?

2.   What if, God Forbid, I seem braggerty* or boastful?

3.  What if there is no one out there who cares a flying f*** about anything I have to say?

          (I’m a recovering academic – forgive the numbering, it’s just the way I am.)

I think I finally have an answer to those head questions. I have developed what one of my blogging heroes Jenny Lawson calls a layer of I-have-no-shits-left-to-give-about-this-ness.

1 A.  For those critics, real and imagined, I present them with this gift:

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz – Letters for spelling errors

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ – Capital letters for capitalization errors

, . ? ‘ “ “ ; : – Various punctuation marks for punctuation errors

Your welcome.

2 A. For the folks who might take offense that I seem to be boasting about what I’ve done.       Oh well, some folks just don’t know awesome when they see it.

3 A. I think I’m really writing this for me, not an audience. I want to record my observations of life from the dog park. If there are others who find any kind of value in these ramblings, I’m glad to see you.

Make sure your dog is socialized, clean up after yourself and your dog, and play nice!

Cats welcome only if they don’t leave shit around for the dogs to eat.

*I reserve the right to make up words, as I need them. Language is fluid – go with the flow.